Goofy as hell, but y'all could do Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable.
I know the bottling issue and the need to melt down. It's hard to have a cathartic release when you don't have a straw to break the camel's back. I know I occasionally hafta go dredging into the muck to get what I need for a release to make everything feel better. I wouldn't recommend it unless going without a release is worse than going dredging. (sounds like you may need a sappy movie or dredging though, just sayin'.)
It is Nightmare season. Get Boyfriend in for a cuddle.