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    Wait, now that's just really awkward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by namelesswonder View Post
    My pussy really likes to chat with me.

    Wait, now that's just really awkward.
    Did I ever tell you about the imaginary rooster I had as a child...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
    Did I ever tell you about the imaginary rooster I had as a child...?
    As a child I had a real pet rooster... Hansel.
    I raised him from a chick. I talked to him a lot.
    He hung himself.... *
    I must have been a terribly depressing child.

    *it was an accident but still... he hung. Poor Hansel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    As a child I had a real pet rooster... Hansel.
    I raised him from a chick. I talked to him a lot.
    He hung himself.... *
    I must have been a terribly depressing child.

    *it was an accident but still... he hung. Poor Hansel.
    It would seem difficult for a rooster to make a noose for himself, lacking opposable thumbs.

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    I was attacked twice by the same rooster on a farm my dad helped on. The second time I needed stitches and said rooster became dinner.

    (Talked to my grandma this weekend and she said the rooster was teased a lot and became mean).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
    It would seem difficult for a rooster to make a noose for himself, lacking opposable thumbs.
    He slipped and fell while walking along the top of a barn wall... his head caught in a V shaped notch between two boards.
    He hung!
    He was a very nice rooster. A big Barred Rock fella.
    Would sit in my lap and tolerate my cuddles.
    Poor guy didn't even get to become a nice pot of cock soup in the end.

    Some roosters do not need to be teased to be mean... we had a few of those guys on the farm too. The kind who will attack a kid every time thy turn their back... Cock soup!
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    Does cock meat (HAHAHAH) differ any from hen?
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    I just offed my rooster - the meanest critter I've ever met! After I cleaned and slow baked him, he was still too tough to eat (really funny actually - kinda like trying to eat a rubber chicken). I crock potted him and the next day, the only ones still wanting to eat Harold were the dogs

    Now the hens are all trying to figure out who's boss, fighting over food and such - who knew the rooster was the brains of the outfit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    He slipped and fell while walking along the top of a barn wall... his head caught in a V shaped notch between two boards.
    He hung!
    Yeah, definitely do not want to get your cock stuck between two boards. Even if you get it out OK, there's the issue of splinters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Some roosters do not need to be teased to be mean... we had a few of those guys on the farm too. The kind who will attack a kid every time thy turn their back... Cock soup!
    Sorry, but I do not have visions of chicken soup in my head right now... bwahahahaha
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