Don't know if you can find this in a club, maybe a nicer one.
Shot of (please get top shelf, Anejo preferred) tequila
large splash fresh lime juice (or lemon)
fill glass with club soda
top off with about a tablespoon of CHOPPED GINGER (even better is to put a nob through the garlic press!)
Srsly. Then tip the bartender. Alot! And if he's cute, take him home. Or if she's cute for that matter. What are you doing in a bar anyway????!!
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.