I knew wearing adult diapers would pay off one day. FINALLY, MY DAY HAS COME.
"The accumulated filth of all the toilet paper and receipts will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'No, these diapers are mine.' "
edit: All the locally sold coconut milk where I live has cans with BPA filled linings. That stuff is pretty pervasive.