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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    Hmmmmmm......Grok, baby boy....sometimes we lurk, sometimes we smile and say to ourselves "these guys have no idea".....and sometimes - just sometimes, we feel compelled to put our thoughts onto thread !!!!!!
    and here-eth endeth the lesson

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    I love your style of condescension. [storing it away for later]

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    I'm hoping she adopts me when the SHTF here in America.

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    darling grok, I would adopt you in a flash - if said SHTF.... however I need to know a little teeny wee bit about you first....

    have you lost your baby teeth yet?
    do you still wet the bed?
    can you count to ten? backwards?
    can you sing the New Zealand national anthem, and pronouce the words properly?
    do you love the all blacks and would make them your friends, so as your new mother (me), could have them around to stay?
    do you have any baggage?
    and if you come and live with me and Horse(thats the nic-name of your new papa), would you do the dishes, mow the lawns, clean the bathrooms (all 6 of them), cook dinner 5 nights out of 7, feed the animals, chop the wood (depending on your age), and leave the toilet seat down ?
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    I love your style of condescension. [storing it away for later]

    oh and wasn't trying to be condescending in any way ....at all (slyly smirks whilst typing text)
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    darling grok, I would adopt you in a flash - if said SHTF.... however I need to know a little teeny wee bit about you first....

    have you lost your baby teeth yet?
    do you still wet the bed?
    can you count to ten? backwards?
    can you sing the New Zealand national anthem, and pronouce the words properly?
    do you love the all blacks and would make them your friends, so as your new mother (me), could have them around to stay?
    do you have any baggage?
    and if you come and live with me and Horse(thats the nic-name of your new papa), would you do the dishes, mow the lawns, clean the bathrooms (all 6 of them), cook dinner 5 nights out of 7, feed the animals, chop the wood (depending on your age), and leave the toilet seat down ?
    Yes yes yes. I'm the perfect son. My cheeks are very pinchable.

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    My little Grok baby - come to mama !!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    hehe ok, I need to work on the NZ national anthem.

    Trying to find one with lyrics...


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    [QUOTE=Grok;988077]hehe ok, I need to work on the NZ national anthem.

    Trying to find one with lyrics...

    New Zealand National Anthem Lyrics


    God of nations! at Thy feet

    In the bonds of love we meet,

    Hear our voices, we entreat,

    God defend our Free Land.

    Guard Pacific's triple star,

    From the shafts of strife and war,

    Make her praises heard afar,

    God defend New Zealand

    E Ihoa Atua,

    O nga Iwi Matoura,

    Ata whaka rongona;

    Me aroha noa.

    Kia hua ko te pai;

    Kia tau to atawhai;

    Manaakitia mai

    Aotearoa


    now get yourself a wee guitar, and sing at the top of your wee voice. Nothing quite like a wee preschooler, hand on heart singing our national anthem !!!!!!!!

    and I so hope you DO NOT wet the bed LOL
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    and I so hope you DO NOT wet the bed LOL
    Yeah, it took me some years, but I finally figured out how to control that. However now I have a shy bladder and I can't urinate in a public restroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grok View Post
    hehe ok, I need to work on the NZ national anthem.
    What? Have you not heard it ad naseum at every Olympics?

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