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    Why can't you combine the two? Instead of bashing someones face in.. well, i'll leave the creative details to your imagination.
    I don't hurt women and I don't fuck men. Nothing against people who swing their sword at other fencers but when it comes to crossing swords I only use the sharp kind.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    You don't fk anything alex
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    I wasn't implying you do anything with other dudes... aside from that.. BORING!!!! sorry
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    do you feel the love when everyone picks on you alex?
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Kenn: That's by choice. As I've said, I don't do one night stands and no girl would put up with me for much longer than that.

    Poison: In order to combine the two I would either need to be abusive towards women or have gay sex. Neither option is appealing which is why violence is my favourite thing ever. Followed by music, chocolate and expensive cheese.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Kenn: That's by choice. As I've said, I don't do one night stands and no girl would put up with me for much longer than that.

    Poison: In order to combine the two I would either need to be abusive towards women or have gay sex. Neither option is appealing which is why violence is my favourite thing ever. Followed by music, chocolate and expensive cheese.
    right...w/e gets you through the day...
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    Oh kenny boy, you're forgetting that I'm a jerk. Women love jerks. Heck, half of my sister's friends supposedly have crushes on me, according to her.

    Plus I have this odd power to detect insecure women. I think it's called "predatory instinct".
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    I guess after watching so much True Blood, sex and violence are kinda together

    Insecure women are usually the easiest, right? Just wear the same cologne as her father, you would be golden.
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    No cologne necessary. Just unleash the ultimate technique: Sweet sting of the serpent. This technique is actually incredibly simple. Just compliment the insecure girl in a way that simultaneously shatters her confidence.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    maybe it's just me, but when i was an insecure girl 'daddy's cologne' and a backhanded compliment wouldn't have worked at all
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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