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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Hey, his secretions are probably the only thing keeping her from dying of malnutrition!
    Vegans produce their own sources of energy in the form of yeasts, molds, and fungi. Some on the skin, but most primarily in their arm pit hair, and crotches. Some of the females possess mighty beards and can sustain themselves for months by sucking dried bits of soup that have become trapped in the fibers of said beards.

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    Vegans aren't intelligent enough to be ogres, darth.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Vegans aren't intelligent enough to be ogres, darth.
    I'm tell ya man, it's mushrooms and anchovies down there all the way.

    You don't live near a college campus do you? Otherwise you could go to the hippie food co-op and find out for yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    I'm tell ya man, it's mushrooms and anchovies down there all the way.

    You don't live near a college campus do you? Otherwise you could go to the hippie food co-op and find out for yourself.
    I live in Atlantic Canada. Hippies don't survive the winter. Those that come up for the summer are beaten to death. This isn't vancouver.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    I live in Atlantic Canada. Hippies don't survive the winter. Those that come up for the summer are beaten to death. This isn't vancouver.
    You're missing out on whole wheat crust cheeseless pizza.

    And chlamydia.

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    I have no idea why kenn thinks she's vegan.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
    I have no idea why kenn thinks she's vegan.
    Because she doesn't shave her pits, has a cute little mustache and gave you the chlamydia?

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    She likes it when I call her "Mein Fuhrer."
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
    She likes it when I call her "Mein Fuhrer."
    does she have better legs than hitler, and bigger tits than cher?

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    Worked out 39 hours into my fast. I'll probably eat later tonight. Leftover lamb, pork belly, eggs and maybe steak. And the rest of that melon in the fridge.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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