A thread wherein guys rant, complain, and chat about MANLY MAN THINGS page 627

[DarthFriendly]

Hey, his secretions are probably the only thing keeping her from dying of malnutrition!

Vegans produce their own sources of energy in the form of yeasts, molds, and fungi. Some on the skin, but most primarily in their arm pit hair, and crotches. Some of the females possess mighty beards and can sustain themselves for months by sucking dried bits of soup that have become trapped in the fibers of said beards.

[Alex Good]

Vegans aren't intelligent enough to be ogres, darth.

[DarthFriendly]

Vegans aren't intelligent enough to be ogres, darth.

I'm tell ya man, it's mushrooms and anchovies down there all the way.

You don't live near a college campus do you? Otherwise you could go to the hippie food co-op and find out for yourself.

[Alex Good]

I'm tell ya man, it's mushrooms and anchovies down there all the way.

You don't live near a college campus do you? Otherwise you could go to the hippie food co-op and find out for yourself.

I live in Atlantic Canada. Hippies don't survive the winter. Those that come up for the summer are beaten to death. This isn't vancouver.

[DarthFriendly]

I live in Atlantic Canada. Hippies don't survive the winter. Those that come up for the summer are beaten to death. This isn't vancouver.

You're missing out on whole wheat crust cheeseless pizza.

And chlamydia.

[Grumpycakes]

I have no idea why kenn thinks she's vegan.

[DarthFriendly]

I have no idea why kenn thinks she's vegan.

Because she doesn't shave her pits, has a cute little mustache and gave you the chlamydia?

[Grumpycakes]

She likes it when I call her "Mein Fuhrer."

[DarthFriendly]

She likes it when I call her "Mein Fuhrer."

does she have better legs than hitler, and bigger tits than cher?

[Alex Good]

Worked out 39 hours into my fast. I'll probably eat later tonight. Leftover lamb, pork belly, eggs and maybe steak. And the rest of that melon in the fridge.