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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    I have to wear one all the time or cleanup becomes problematic...
    Sometimes things get pretty messy for me simply from sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    what?

    as women, our job... nay, our very goal in LIFE is to pleasure a man any and at all times!
    That wasn't hard to admit now was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiltondeportes View Post
    Sometimes things get pretty messy for me simply from sweat.
    sweat isn't messy though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wiltondeportes View Post
    Costanza did that? I was actually thinking as I typed that this is something that Seinfeld would talk about....
    Yeah, there's an episode where George is at a party and forgets to put it back on... LULZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    what?

    as women, our job... nay, our very goal in LIFE is to pleasure a man any and at all times!
    Maybe not, but guys tend to be more loyal to women have that mentality than women who are apathetic to the physical intimacy needs of their partners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    apparently it's unmanly to be okay with exercising self control.

    jumping back to the earlier topic of being the sole caregiver of kids, i fell asleep at the helm. apparently i took a little catnap while trying to work on a reading assignment and awoke to the sound of water running. It could've been a lot worse, but i found my toddler sitting IN the kitchen sink playing in the water, counters and floor are really wet. argh...can it be bedtime yet?
    Holy crap. I'm paranoid about stuff like that, my 3 year old like to play in the toilet. Gates EVERYWHERE!

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    I used to work with a 5-year-old who one day started shouting from the bathroom, "I'M PETTING THE TURTLE! I'M PETTING THE TURTLE!"

    His mom and I went in there to figure out what the f*ck he was talking about and found him standing by the toilet with his hands deep in the water, petting his . . . produce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChefGrok View Post
    Yeah, there's an episode where George is at a party and forgets to put it back on... LULZ.
    Hahaha I remember that now.

    George: What!? Jerry! Don't tell me you don't do that. Everybody does that. Come on...Jerry!

    Kramer: Well...uh...you are weird little man

    Elaine: *punches Jerry in the shoulder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChefGrok View Post
    Holy crap. I'm paranoid about stuff like that, my 3 year old like to play in the toilet. Gates EVERYWHERE!
    this kid doesn't bother with toilets, thank god. but there is not gate (that can be easily installed in my house) that can contain this kid. he was climbing over gates since he was 10ish months old. He can almost climb onto the counter without a chair (by using the handles of the drawers).

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    add more sat fat to your diet
    good plan

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