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    iiiiiiiiiiiii KNOW, right?!

    his exact words were 'you aren't f'd up about it, you're a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets' and i was like '....aw pookie. that's the nicest thing you ever said to me.......' in my head
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    uhm.. welllllll i have zero problem banging away at any time. but then i've been told, specifically by my ex, that i'm atypical

    but i hear from other ladies and men that blood sex is ew gross nasty? o.O
    I personally couldn't care about that issue
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    then you saddle up and say 'look here woman, i want you when you're bleeding like a stuck pig. i want the bedroom to look like a crime scene after. COME ON SEXY, LET'S DO THIS. .......orgasms make your cramps better too!'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    poo naked? wow, that's just really weird. btw it is a really cute hat.
    Why weird? Of course, I do not wear much when at home anyway so it really is more a matter of not putting clothes on to go to the bathroom.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    then you saddle up and say 'look here woman, i want you when you're bleeding like a stuck pig. i want the bedroom to look like a crime scene after. COME ON SEXY, LET'S DO THIS. .......orgasms make your cramps better too!'
    oh mah gahd

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    then you saddle up and say 'look here woman, i want you when you're bleeding like a stuck pig. i want the bedroom to look like a crime scene after. COME ON SEXY, LET'S DO THIS. .......orgasms make your cramps better too!'
    I did and she said no and rolled away out of bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    I did and she said no and rolled away out of bed
    i'm sad and laughing at the same time

    poor kenn

    Quote Originally Posted by ChefGrok View Post
    oh mah gahd
    oh god

    i can't take the suspence!!!

    what is it man?!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i'm sad and laughing at the same time

    poor kenn
    People's insecurities.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Why weird? Of course, I do not wear much when at home anyway so it really is more a matter of not putting clothes on to go to the bathroom.
    well then that makes more sense. Just stripping down to poo would be a little, i dunno, extra effort. "ya worried about missing the toilet?"
    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    That week sucks, how do you convince the chick to bang anyway?
    first off, don't fuck it up for yourself. trying to convince a woman to have sex during TTOM is going to be much harder if she knows it grosses you out. don't be bothered by feminine products, be extra sympathetic about any discomfort she's having, and say in a cheesy voice "hey, you know what helps cramps??"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i'm sad and laughing at the same time

    poor kenn



    oh god

    i can't take the suspence!!!

    what is it man?!
    Crime scene!

    WRETCH...

    But, I really don't have a problem with that. I'll leave it at that.

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