A thread wherein guys rant, complain, and chat about MANLY MAN THINGS page 59

[Saoirse]

my wedding dress was the Lilith dress from Hot Topic (back when hot topic was still kind of cool). it cost all of $70.

[Saoirse]

oops again...


(btw, this super hot lady is a proponent of breast feeding)

[theholla]

Wow this must be the fasted growing thread on the forum!
I never bought any bandages after moving out, and I dont have duct tape either.. At the same time I have a tendency to want to pick off food that is stuck to my sharpened knives with my fingers..
My response is usually light swearing and then wrap the cut in toilet paper or summin and apply pressure, then smear honey over the wound when the bleeding stops haven't gotten an infected wound this way! (but deep wounds have a tendency to break open and bleed again)

Yeah, honey has awesome antimicrobial properties! After my last kitchen accident, I couldn't stop the bleeding. So I rode the trolley (streetcar or tram to you non-Philadelphians) to the emergency room with my hand wrapped up in a bloody paper towel. No one looked twice. You see some weird shit on public transit.

[Stabby]

The irony of this thread being subverted by and about its antithesis pleases me . You gals have good taste in gals.

[Saoirse]

(i'm convinced Rivvin started this thread because he was jealous of our awesome blood-based powers)

[iniQuity]

My hubs is also a big fan of all of the above. Skinny jeans for the butt emphasis, flats b/c he hates women in high heels (probably has to do with him being 5'5"), and sundresses for that ephemeral femininity thing. Not lingerie though - he seems to find it silly, and considers it a waste of time when you could just be naked instead.

Ehh yeah I mean I think the whole deal with lingerie is that it covers just enough but there’s still some mistery underneath.

Another one what say you all about BLACK TIGHTS?



When worn with a top and well, footwear is not really important, but here in Jersey girls tend to wear them with boots (because they’re retarded)

I find that personally, I’m really not into them! The reason being that they show too much! Too much butt! You may be thinking… why is that bad? And mostly because even if the butt is nice… well, there’s no mistery! I can see your ass girl and sure it’s nice but I’d rather you wear some tight jeans instead. I think it just leaves too little to the imagination and for me that’s the excitement right there.

I don’t suppose this is a Jersey only thing, but it’s everywhere here! My gf doesn’t dress like that (she feels too exposed) and I’m glad because I told her I love how she looks in jeans but I wouldn’t want her to wear tights that show off the goods.

Sucks when you have those up-and-comers wearing these things. These 15-16 year old girls are blurring the lines, something in their frankenfoods are making them age at dramatic rates!! We’re asked to avert our eyes, but… come on…

Sorry to pedophile all over your shit.

[Rivvin]

Yes, I am jealous of bleeding genitals.

edit: I have learned so much about all of you through this thread. I'm just building material for my next big post. It's a symbiotic relationship, really.

[iniQuity]

(i'm convinced Rivvin started this thread because he was jealous of our awesome blood-based powers)

With all the cooking that boy does I'm quite convinced he wishes he could be one of you! No offense Riv but seriously... stop trying to grow a garden and bake bread, we need you back on our side!

[Shijin13]

This thread is getting back on track.

+10000 I love me some heavy weaponry... my personal fav Puff the magic dragon...she's OBMF

[Saoirse]

hahaha! i knew it rivv! but keep up the cooking, don't listen to iniquity; a wooden spoon is the new man tool.

i like tights and boots with a long shirt or a short dress. showing yer butt is just weird.