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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncephalized View Post
    Having to leave the door open while shitting because you can't take your eye off your toddler is just one of the many fucked up things about modern society. Leaving one person to watch one or more children with no backup whatsoever is really stupid and horribly inconvenient. Sharing out baby-watching in a group is so much more sensible...
    Well, I guess I'm second in line for help... I do agree though that this shit should be done in groups. But, alas, it's just not possible. And it's not that I can't take my eyes off them, it's just that I have to listen for any catastrophic event and be there in a split second. Wipe or no wipe... ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    Compared to women...pshhhh!!!!
    hey hey hey, ladies are cleanly creatures. we only have horror shows once a month

    alex... time to play hide the beef steak. literally
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChefGrok View Post
    Well, I guess I'm second in line for help... I do agree though that this shit should be done in groups. But, alas, it's just not possible. And it's not that I can't take my eyes off them, it's just that I have to listen for any catastrophic event and be there in a split second. Wipe or no wipe... ewww.
    i can't remember if my grandma told me or if i saw it on a movie, i think it was grandma, but back in the day an old lady didn't wipe with corncobs. cause it gave her an extra 'sway in her walk'
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    the horrors that lurk in the pants of man..... *shudder*
    REALLY!?!? I'm calling bullshit on that one dear.


    Does remind me of a really good old joke:

    A man walks into a doctor's office:

    Doctor: We're going to need a sperm, blood, urine, and stool sample today.

    Man: I'm kinda in a rush, can I just leave my underpants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    Once a month for a week, just sayin'
    but only for a week then everything is peaceful again
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    but only for a week then everything is peaceful again
    That week sucks, how do you convince the chick to bang anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChefGrok View Post
    REALLY!?!? I'm calling bullshit on that one dear.
    let's just say i know a guy. to protect his identity i'll call him.... dad

    and that joke was awful, you get a gold sticker
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    That week sucks, how do you convince the chick to bang anyway?
    uhm.. welllllll i have zero problem banging away at any time. but then i've been told, specifically by my ex, that i'm atypical

    but i hear from other ladies and men that blood sex is ew gross nasty? o.O
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i'm atypical
    NO WAY!

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