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    god speed, wilton, and god save us all
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    god speed, wilton, and god save us all
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    why, yes! i hear the hills of virginia are rather hellish for those lost or stranded and not inclined to be eaten
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    first I read:


    and I was like:

    O.o

    then I read:

    oh. yuck.
    Hey hey hey...if I recall the title of this thread, it said something about MANLY MAN THINGS.

    Men talk about this stuff. In fact, I think I'm going to poop right now.

    I'M TAKING MY PANTS OFF AS I TYPE
    Last edited by wiltondeportes; 03-26-2012 at 11:18 PM.

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    Anyone remember that Office episode where Michael gathers all the guys in the warehouse?...That was funny. Anyway, I'm bored and lonely working overnight
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    Quote Originally Posted by wiltondeportes View Post
    In fact, I think I'm going to poop right now.

    I'M TAKING MY PANTS OFF AS I TYPE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    You have very pretty hands, Saoirse. You should look into hand modeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiltondeportes View Post
    Hey hey hey...if I recall the title of this thread, it said something about MANLY MAN THINGS.

    Men talk about this stuff. In fact, I think I'm going to poop right now.

    I'M TAKING MY PANTS OFF AS I TYPE
    It's just something that guys actually talk about, I used to work with a guy who had to take his shirt off every time he took a dump a la George Costanza. I play UNO on my phone, it's nice and relaxing. But since I take care of two little boys all day, you have to leave the door open, and it's like taking a crap in public. I haven't done that since basic training... ugh. The cats are always visiting. It's very disconcerting.
    Last edited by ChefGrok; 03-27-2012 at 08:53 AM. Reason: spelling

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    my dog waka loves visiting me when i pee, as does cookie. bear hates the floor, it terrifies him, so he peeks his head in the door crack to give a 'sup nod

    i used to be all 'guys this is awkward' but they just keep being all 'haaAAAAAAAAAAAYYY! what are you doing?! let me jump up on your knee for loves! it feels like the 2 minutes we spent apart was a lifetime, never do that again! WHY IS THE DOOR SHUT *scratch scratch scratch* OH GOD WHERE ARE YOU *scratch scra... fading thundering herd sounds as they run to play*'
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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