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    good point. another tactic is to actually learn about their religion and then disprove it to them. they'll at least stop sending the impressionable ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I do... they are almost as annoying as you, but unfortunately not nearly as entertaining.
    Have you asked them about the awesomeness of Allah or Thor or Jupiter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    Have you asked them about the awesomeness of Allah or Thor or Jupiter?
    I used to keep a handy stock of pamphlets by the Church of the SubGenius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I live a few blocks from a small church... REPEAT city. I swear they stop in about every other week, and I always tell them the same thing. Plus the odd Jehovah's witness people... bleh.
    Plus it's often teenage kids... naked or flirting with them wouldn't do unless I want trouble. LOL
    Could always hang a new sign on the door...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    Have you asked them about the awesomeness of Allah or Thor or Jupiter?
    I like this... since they are such frequent visitors I could print up some literature of my own with various gods/goddesses according to the season to to swap wit them. That might even be fun. Easter is coming, I see an opportunity.

    Or just FSM, FSM is so cute he might even peak the teens interest. LOL

    Primal Moose: Not city. Small town... but in town rather than out. I'm disabled... it's better for me to live where I can access SOME things independently. The nearby library, a few blocks the opposite direction from the church, is a converted one room school house.
    Last edited by cori93437; 03-23-2012 at 11:10 PM.
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I like this... since they are such frequent visitors I could print up some literature of my own with various gods/goddesses according to the season to to swap wit them. That might even be fun. Easter is coming, I see an opportunity.

    Or just FSM, FSM is so cute he might even peak the teens interest. LOL
    Who would you pick for Easter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I like this... since they are such frequent visitors I could print up some literature of my own with various gods/goddesses according to the season to to swap wit them. That might even be fun. Easter is coming, I see an opportunity.
    It'd be more fun to do a comparison contrast of Christian, Babylonian, Egyptian and Sumerian origin myths juxtaposed with pre-Incan diety of Viracocha
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    And on that note, I'm going to go fantasize about being a hentai octopus with a dorm full of asian women who have boob jobs, and tan lines.

    Nite.

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    night.

    i don't get hentai. makes me want to vomit. enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primal Moose View Post
    Who would you pick for Easter?
    I was thinking simple... just poke holes in the easter bit with the pre-Christian Babylonian, Egyptian and Sumerian origin myths. Christians certainly didn't invent that stuff, it's all borrowed. Cybele/Attis Ishtar/Tammunz, so forth. Pretty much the entire region has a version of this that predates JC by quite a lot.

    It has to be something easily digestible and that can be simplified into short statements... nothing too in depth. That is the correct nature of such pamphlets I believe... no need to get too complicated in order to ruffle the feathers of the local parishioners on patrol.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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