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[Saoirse]

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jedi mind tricks.

i prefer my fuck buddy.

Where's my money?

oh so it was that kind of thing. i thought we had something real *sob*

[DarthFriendly]

just put "obama supporter"

I voted for Al Sharpton.

[cori93437]

So... do you think it would keep religious solicitors away if I hung a cross upside down over my door?

I have a "no solicitors" sign, but they knock anyway and I point to the sign and say "no solicitors", and they reply "Oh we aren't soliciting, we just want to bring you the word of (insert whatever prevalent current mythical belief system here).

[DarthFriendly]

So... do you think it would keep religious solicitors away if I hung a cross upside down over my door?

Maybe.

hahaha... So I once bought some cookies from a girl scout. I told her to wait while I fetched the money, which gave me enough time to go to the basement.

As she was leaving the porch after I paid her, I took an ax and swung it into the decaying jack o' lantern that was still there a month after Halloween.

Man, you should have seen the look on her face. You could never do something like that these days, not even on your own property. I like to think I caused that young woman a few nightmares.

Those were some pretty good cookies.

[kenn]

So... do you think it would keep religious solicitors away if I hung a cross upside down over my door?

I have a "no solicitors" sign, but they knock anyway and I point to the sign and say "no solicitors", and they reply "Oh we aren't soliciting, we just want to bring you the word of (insert whatever prevalent current mythical belief system here).

Who cares?

[cori93437]

Who cares?

I do... they are almost as annoying as you, but unfortunately not nearly as entertaining.

[Primal Moose]

So... do you think it would keep religious solicitors away if I hung a cross upside down over my door?

I have a "no solicitors" sign, but they knock anyway and I point to the sign and say "no solicitors", and they reply "Oh we aren't soliciting, we just want to bring you the word of (insert whatever prevalent current mythical belief system here).

Pull a Robin Williams and just answer the door naked.

[Saoirse]

So... do you think it would keep religious solicitors away if I hung a cross upside down over my door?

I have a "no solicitors" sign, but they knock anyway and I point to the sign and say "no solicitors", and they reply "Oh we aren't soliciting, we just want to bring you the word of (insert whatever prevalent current mythical belief system here).

i know it's cliche, but flirting with them should do the trick. also, the jesus solicitors around here usually respond well to a polite "no thanks, i'm not interested. have a nice day." i haven't had many repeats.

[DarthFriendly]

oh so it was that kind of thing. i thought we had something real *sob*

Hey YOU'RE the one who wanted to know about Tricks.

[cori93437]

i know it's cliche, but flirting with them should do the trick. also, the jesus solicitors around here usually respond well to a polite "no thanks, i'm not interested. have a nice day." i haven't had many repeats.

I live a few blocks from a small church... REPEAT city. I swear they stop in about every other week, and I always tell them the same thing. Plus the odd Jehovah's witness people... bleh.
Plus it's often teenage kids... naked or flirting with them wouldn't do unless I want trouble. LOL