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    i barely count as a real woman, my testosterone is on the high side

    so basically, what i'm saying is

    YOU GOTSTA GO OUT AND HIT THAT, BRAH!!
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i barely count as a real woman, my testosterone is on the high side

    so basically, what i'm saying is

    YOU GOTSTA GO OUT AND HIT THAT, BRAH!!
    i'd hit that.

    (hitting on you never gets old)

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    i would totally makeout with you right now
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    I told my gf the reason her sister's bf is cheating on her sis is because her sis hasn't put out in the 2 years they've been together and he's craving physical intimacy and she agreed.

    They're in their 20s...
    Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
    Starting Weight: 294 pounds
    Current Weight: 235 pounds
    Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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    Trekfan (first mistake there; choosing Star Trek over Star Wars...just for that, you deserve to be single forever ;P),

    Hey, brotha, I'm with ya. I'm only a couple years older than you and, unlike you, haven't dropped all my weight (so got that going against me) and my romantic life is atrocious. I'm a hopeless romantic myself but haven't had a serious girlfriend in a little over four years. Had lots of dates and a few hookups in that time, but not much. I have no problem admitting I hate it. I want a girlfriend again. I miss having that closeness and everything with someone...especially since moving to San Francisco. Haven't met very many people here, and I am not a person that does well in solitude lol To make it worse, fell for a really awesome, very cute girl in my Foodies club at school...finally grew a pair and asked her out a few days ago...lets just say it looks like the singleness wont be changing in my foreseeable future! lol

    What I'm trying to say is, man, I know it's fricken tough. I'm not going to try to give you advice, seems like some of the people here have given much better advice than my lame ass could haha I say follow it. But mainly just want to say, buck up. It ain't easy, but nothing worth it ever is. It just takes time. And I know it's hard, but just remind yourself that you're not the fat kid anymore. I know that that never goes away; but just think of it this way..if my fat ass has the courage to ask out "girls out of my league" even though history shows me it wont end well, what excuse do you have??

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    Black Magic can fix your love life.

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    "with jesus and black magic on my side, i can do anything"
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    Black Magic can fix your love life.

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    Haha thanks for the suggestion, but not my cup of tea...I'll keep my Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primal Moose View Post
    Haha thanks for the suggestion, but not my cup of tea...I'll keep my Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson.
    It wasn't a suggestion.

    Electric Wizard - The Sun Has Turned To Black - YouTube

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