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    okay okay okay...

    first! women are just like men except we have breasts. or tits. whenever you start talking yourself out of saying hi to someone, remind yourself that she is a person exactly like you are. you aren't a newborn, you've been around people enough to know that saying hi is good, grabbing your junk is bad.

    second! you see a nice looking lady out and about, smile and say hello. if she stops, you can stop. if she smiles and nods and keeps walking, you keep walking. baby steps.

    essentially, do like kenn said, don't put zeh vagine on a pedestal. WE ARE EXACTLY LIKE YOU GUYS and there are even women who love gaming

    my point is, don't feel like you have to be a baller. we have the exact same insecurities

    so get out there and smile and say hi and conversate

    and only immolate on youtube as a last resort
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    Shut up about this crap.

    It isn't manly.

    Do something manly like gnawing off your arm to display your mild displeasure over something insignificant.

    Feh!
    give up and go back to eating virgins. (btw, don't try to look for a funny image for that one with kids around)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    okay okay okay...

    first! women are just like men except we have breasts. or tits. whenever you start talking yourself out of saying hi to someone, remind yourself that she is a person exactly like you are. you aren't a newborn, you've been around people enough to know that saying hi is good, grabbing your junk is bad.

    second! you see a nice looking lady out and about, smile and say hello. if she stops, you can stop. if she smiles and nods and keeps walking, you keep walking. baby steps.

    essentially, do like kenn said, don't put zeh vagine on a pedestal. WE ARE EXACTLY LIKE YOU GUYS and there are even women who love gaming

    my point is, don't feel like you have to be a baller. we have the exact same insecurities

    so get out there and smile and say hi and conversate

    and only immolate on youtube as a last resort
    All sound advice. Trust me, I'll never be a baller though, I struggle to win a game of 21 with my brothers, lol.

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    don't take advice from women on how to meet women, they lie
    The whole concept of a macronutrient, like that of a calorie, is determining our language game in such a way that the conversation is not making sense." - Dr. Kurt Harris

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    and only immolate on youtube as a last resort
    please be sure to post a link here before you die of smoke inhalation or go into shock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    give up and go back to eating virgins. (btw, don't try to look for a funny image for that one with kids around)
    Are virgins still virgins after being "eaten" though? I mean, if you're not going all "vlad the impaler" on them but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaohinon View Post
    don't take advice from women on how to meet women, they lie
    Everyone knows Chaohinon is a woman.

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    i honestly don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaohinon View Post
    don't take advice from women on how to meet women, they lie
    It's more like what they think they want and what they actually want aren't the same thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    It's more like what they think they want and what they actually want aren't the same thing
    It's more like Chaohinon hasn't got the balls to just admit that he's a misogynistic creep, and tell us what he really thinks about those stuck up bitches.

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