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    And you know some poor fool is banging her.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
    And you know some poor fool is banging her.
    Someone needs to bang her...on the head, with a sledgehammer.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    If that happened to me, I would sit quietly and watch her with a little "I feel so sorry for you" smile on my face while she gets madder and madder and finally: a) realizes she's being a complete asshole and storms off, or b) has an aneurism.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackcatbone View Post
    god i love that video
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I love the way the guy answers her when she demands to know what he does for a living.

    "What do you do for a living?" -Blank stare.

    "Aren't you going to answer me?"-Blank stare.

    "More bullshit coming out of my mouth."-Blank stare.

    "Squawk squawk squawk."- "I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, would you please go fuck yourself?"

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    So I'm thinking that having kids would be awesome now.

    "Timmy, do you remember what happened the last time you threw a tantrum and tried to punch daddy?"

    "TEST YOUR MIGHT!!"


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    That guy had no right whatsoever to be there in that truck. He was far too much of a pussy for it.
    Live. Grow. Flourish.

    My Journal/story is at http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread38948.html

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    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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