A thread wherein guys rant, complain, and chat about MANLY MAN THINGS page 337

[Alex Good]

lmao. do you get in your 10 hours a week?

Yes, I get my 10 hours a day.

[Alex Good]

That one arm is all pale and sickly like a marathoner.

That one arm is my buff arm.

[Saoirse]

i'd imagine it's "toned." lol. we girls have it easy, much less movement required.

[Grumpycakes]

Time for My Dick Is So Big. Feel free to jump in.

My dick is so big, it still has snow on top in the summer.

[Alex Good]

i'd imagine it's "toned." lol. we girls have it easy, much less movement required.

At the same time though you move the rest of your body so much it negates the smaller range of motion of your arm. And up until the third time in a day you can usually get by just rubbing the tip. From the third to the fourteenth time you need to focus. After that you turn into a drooling sex beast until you pass out from exhaustion.

The fifteenth time is when your computer gets a virus.

[Alex Good]

My dick is so big, it won't fit in paris hilton.

[Saoirse]

lol, you just had to pick a topic i can't share, right? i suppose i could substitute "boobs" for "dick," but i'm going to pass.

[Alex Good]

The female version is actually "my pussy's so tight..."

[Saoirse]

ah, yeah. still going to pass.

[Grumpycakes]

Use your imagination, Saoirse. Just imagine a big dick and apply hyperbole.

My dick is so big, the head gets aurora.
My dick is so big, people call it Mister Dick.