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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizz View Post
    Men Are Just Happier People –
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    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    No worries over that "Time of the Month"

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President.

    You can never get pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

    Everything on your face stays its original color.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

    Send this to the women who can handle it

    And to the men who will enjoy reading it.

    Orgasm easily.

    ___________________________________

    PS) Why women are envious of men.

    Grizz
    If I had the time, I could truly dissect that entire post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    If I had the time, I could truly dissect that entire post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    does that man have a big penis?

    Can't be cocky if you have a small penis and can't bring it in the sack...

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    Quote Originally Posted by atestforecho View Post
    does that man have a big penis?

    Can't be cocky if you have a small penis and can't bring it in the sack...
    Cockiness has very little to do with actual cocks.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
    Cockiness has very little to do with actual cocks.
    that may be true... I prefer the literal and not the figurative

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    You forgot fuscia

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    Quote Originally Posted by atestforecho View Post
    Can't be cocky if you have a small penis and can't bring it in the sack...
    The four ways a woman will insult a man:

    1) Penis size
    2) Question his masculinity
    3) Insult his mother (or insinuate having issues with the mother)
    4) Attack past relationships (or lack thereof)

    Congratulations, you filled two in one sentence. Please register for Creativity 101.
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    For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either.
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    Robbing liquor stores. Manly.

    Because it's stupid.

    Looting retirement funds. Weak.

    But smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    Robbing liquor stores. Manly.

    Because it's stupid.

    Looting retirement funds. Weak.

    But smart.
    Madoff be praised
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