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    Everyone should note that "tripping double takes" also happen if you have toilet paper in your shoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Atomic View Post
    Fu Now if only I could grow and ass and buy bigger pants that didn't look so damn thin...
    Lowbar back squat. Nuff said

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    Kenn, that is hilarious!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by runnergal View Post
    Ahhhh...the Naked Man. Classic
    Works two out of three times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandadude View Post
    Lowbar back squat. Nuff said
    Agreed. Add deadlifts in there and your ass will grow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IcarianVX View Post
    Agreed. Add deadlifts in there and your ass will grow.
    If you want a nice ass, wear a backpack with roughly a quater to half your body weight everywhere you go, including long walks and long flights of stairs. Whenever you sit down, remove the backpack and place it on the ground. When you are about to leave, grab the backpack with one hand and in one smooth motion, fling it onto your back from the ground. I did that for 10 years (middle school, high school, and college) and my ass is GREAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    If you want a nice ass, wear a backpack with roughly a quater to half your body weight everywhere you go, including long walks and long flights of stairs. Whenever you sit down, remove the backpack and place it on the ground. When you are about to leave, grab the backpack with one hand and in one smooth motion, fling it onto your back from the ground. I did that for 10 years (middle school, high school, and college) and my ass is GREAT.
    We need pictorial evidence to, um... VERIFY this claim. Yeah, verify, that's it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithpowers View Post
    We need pictorial evidence to, um... VERIFY this claim. Yeah, verify, that's it.
    Unfortunately, my ass is so great that it cannot be photographed without the camera shattering in abject humility in the presence of such a wonderful piece of anatomy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Unfortunately, my ass is so great that it cannot be photographed without the camera shattering in abject humility in the presence of such a wonderful piece of anatomy.
    Oh, so it's a Sasquatch ass: Everyone's heard rumors it exists, but no one has captured video evidence to prove it... Very sneaky.
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