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    Hmm. A large body, two matching large fists, and an insanely high pain tolerance. Oh, enough knives to qualify as a cutlery shop and a REALLY antique 16 gauge shot gun.. using #4 shot. I don't want to buckshot someone stupid enough to break in. I want to sandblast (lead blast?) the features off their skull.

    And then I will eat their still beating heart...
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithpowers View Post
    And then I will eat their still beating heart...
    What if they have aids?
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    What if they have aids?
    He'll eat their hearts too
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    Sear the aids heart, and season with garlic and hot peppers. Maybe add a little fish oil if your worried about the AIDS. ;-) Try not to put the heart in your butt though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strom View Post
    Sear the aids heart, and season with garlic and hot peppers. Maybe add a little fish oil if your worried about the AIDS. ;-) Try not to put the heart in your butt though.
    LOL I spit my water out !!!
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    all you guys must live in bad areas in the states down here in Australia we leave our doors open or unlocked and nothing happens but then again i have nothing to steal live and in a small house i do have a lot of knives but if some one broke in they would get them first because you have to walk through the kitchen

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickzark View Post
    all you guys must live in bad areas in the states down here in Australia we leave our doors open or unlocked and nothing happens but then again i have nothing to steal live and in a small house i do have a lot of knives but if some one broke in they would get them first because you have to walk through the kitchen
    The one time someone tried to break in I casually opened the door and told him he should probably leave. It just doesn't happen very often in Canada.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickzark View Post
    all you guys must live in bad areas in the states down here in Australia we leave our doors open or unlocked and nothing happens but then again i have nothing to steal live and in a small house i do have a lot of knives but if some one broke in they would get them first because you have to walk through the kitchen
    you don't have the diversity that we do
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    all those women caught up in feminism making their sons play with barbies caused it
    hmmm...i'm wondering why a "feminist" would have a barbie doll.
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    you don't have the diversity that we do
    bwahahaha! okay, i really couldn't help myself. we live in a very diverse area too, from a socioeconomic standpoint.

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    Ok, so it took me two days to read this entire thread and I want to say that I want a refund for a portion of it and I'll leave it at that.

    Responding to protection for the home:

    1. Common sense
    2. .357 with 6 rounds of "home defense" loaded. Speed loader sitting within reach with 6 more in case I still see you twitching. ----Not likely since I can put 6 rounds in at 15 meters inside the center mass.
    3. Wife with 9mm that can put all 15 rounds with one hand in an even tighter grouping at 10 meters. Former Army.. On this journey with me because she wants to go back in.. Very proud of her!


    A page or two ago - that table rocks! I almost want to build one! Not sure if I would go so far to have the ax heads chromed, but maybe bronzed? Either way, awesome!


    Hope to join in more on this site... I've been lurking for the better part of the month, time to start adding thoughts, welcomed or not.. ;-)
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