I think I like this...
We all know that Greeks are very humble people, but I think I need to brag just a little bit. Since I have joined here a month ago I have lost 10 lbs and added 5 more pull ups to my maximum.
All that even after Easter where I ate lots of lamb, liver, kidneys, heart, and enjoyed two lamb heads for dinner on Wednesday. No, the lamb didn't have two heads. I bought an extra one. I even cheated and ate some Greek Easter bread with lots of butter.
Oh and my friend "Spiro" seems to be waking up my wife more often now. The poor woman.