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    Uh Oh

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    I ate a breath mint comprised purely of chemicals and synthetic extracts...

    Primal Gods damn me to hell.

    At least my breath doesn't smell like buffalo butt anymore.

    :P

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    And Grok Cried
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    LOL I had the same sort of thought today when I had a chewing gum. My friend, who is doing low carb but not the high fat bit, told me she licked a sweet yesterday and then threw it away!!! And she said it wasn't even that nice, just the thought of it!! I hate having bad breath though!!

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    What is sugarless gum made of?
    Find me at aToadontheRoad.com. Cheers!

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    May I ask how you know what buffalo butt smells like, and/or how your breath got that way? <3

    p.s. - You could always grow your own mint and chew on the leaves. It's super easy to grow!

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    I forget who said it, but there's a quote that says "If someone offers you a breathmint, you need it. Take it".

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    You could chew on fresh parsley, my grandma taught me that one. Works pretty well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primal Toad View Post
    What is sugarless gum made of?
    Typically sugar alcohols like xylitol:

    Are Sugar Alcohols Healthy? | Mark&#039;s Daily Apple

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    That's okay I ate a deep fried gunk battered octopus on a stick today.

    Grok wept indeed.

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    I chew trident a lot. Uh oh.

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