YKYPW - your family asks for a Christmas list of potential gift ideas and you send them a link to U.S. Wellness Meats.
I told Santa I want a subscription to Cook's Illustrated. Not all their recipes fit into paleo eating, but a lot of them do, and they do some good stuff on techniques. I keep borrowing them from friends, and I want my own to keep.
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
You're walking, with your fiance, through the Natural History section of the museum... and every "specimen" brings forth an "Mmmmmmmm!"
YNYPW the local butcher knows what you want before you order....!
When the doctor takes your blood pressure and the machine sounds an alarm because your pulse rate is too low. The doctor asks if you are very fit, and you think of all the people on BodyRock and say 'well, sort of'.
I always try to warn any new phlebotomist that s/he'll need a kid's size needle and that my veins rolls. Why they never believe me until after a few stabs in beyond me. The ones I deal with all the time have a kidlet sized needle waiting, as well as a second nurse to talk to me so I don't pass out when they stab me. Even though I'm type O- and not hemophiliac, I'm a phlebotomist's nightmare.
YKYPW you end up reading the ingredients for a vegan gluten free bread out of morbid curiosity and laugh, only to watch some frail young woman come up and buy it while you're laughing.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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