10-28-2012, 10:01 AM
When you're the only one not drunk at every party and still having fun
Billie trips balls
10-28-2012, 12:47 PM
When your husband makes bolognaise sauce and has his over pasta and you have yours over a big plate of lightly steamed, buttered, salted kale and you know you got the more delicious meal.
Also when you say that you couldn't find the brand of Parmesan he likes in the supermarket and he says, "They keep it in the pasta aisle." and you say "Oh that explains it."
10-29-2012, 09:17 AM
When you worry so much about getting sunlight for Vit D that, even when working/messing around online, you sit RIGHT under your sky-light attic window and soak as much up as possible. And when, whilst sitting there typing away, you use one typing hand, alternate hands and hold a 4kg weight in your non-typing hand, to make sure it doesn't get idle.
10-29-2012, 09:18 AM
In this rubbish Autumn weather, someone with past Vit D deficiency must do all she can!
10-30-2012, 12:27 PM
When people are scared of you when you're "playing" with kettlebells, thinking their feet are at risk...
What? I like to swing them around. I have control and haven't dropped one yet.
10-30-2012, 01:07 PM
You know you're primal as fuck when a hurricane rips your fence down, and you know you'll be out in the cold and rain, working your ass off getting this damn thing repaired, and that excites you!
10-31-2012, 08:15 AM
someone asks you what you want for Christmas and you say "grass fed beef, please"
10-31-2012, 08:20 AM
When someone asks what you want for your birthday and you say "a load of dirt for my garden, please"!
Originally Posted by pikerk8tie
10-31-2012, 10:07 AM
When you're out to dinner at a Teppanyaki restaurant with friends and you watch in horror as the chef cuts off and prepares to discard the fat from the steaks...and you say "Hey, please can I have those? It's the best part!" and he does. With a wink and a nod in agreement
Or when you roast a turkey at said friend's house and claim dibs on the crispy skin and that fatty part of the tail (my mom called it the Pope's Nose) and they all look at you like you've lost your mind.
10-31-2012, 10:11 AM
I know right!?? I just look at them and wonder why they feel the need to get completely drunk. I can have fun drinking water!
Originally Posted by Gadsie
Health is Wealth!
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