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    When it perfectly normal to panfry your bacon in butter and the resulting grease is considered to be manna.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieScreams View Post
    You consider reheating your bacon in butter.
    When you've never had to consider how to reheat bacon because you've never had any...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    When you've never had to consider how to reheat bacon because you've never had any LEFT OVER TO REHEAT...
    There, fixed that for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldie View Post
    There, fixed that for you!
    Thanks; I thought it was implied.

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    As some background: Been Primal for a little over two months. Had some friends visit for a long weekend and ate pizza, burgers with the bun, and all sorts of horrible things, and I realized.....

    ...you know you're Primal when, after "cheating" on SAD "treats" for a few days, not only do you feel like crap and decide it totally wasn't worth it, but you come to the horrifying realization that not too long ago you considered the slow, bloated, tired way you currently feel to be normal. o_O

    Edited to Add: And something a bit more in the funny spirit of the original thread..this happened a bit after I made the original post.

    You know you're Primal when, upon hearing your friend tell you that she cuts the fat off of her pork chops, you exclaim "but that's the best part!" with such passion that she literally scoots her chair back in fear.
    Last edited by AvatarAbe; 10-24-2012 at 03:35 PM.

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    YKYPW your idea of a seriously horrible, "OMG, how could I eat something so bad for me?", cheat food is a Larabar.

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    when you think it should be a crime and defimation of character to the pumkin when pumpkin poptarts, and pumpkin pringels are in the store. l

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    when you ask your friends and cowokers to save you the yummy innards of the pumkin their carving up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncephalized View Post
    You see Oreos on the table at work, think to yourself that it's been a while since you had one of those...

    ...and find yourself spitting it into the garbage can because it no longer tastes like food.
    Bah! I totally did that at work yesterday! I swear it tasted like cardboard and nasty chemicals or something like that.

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    when bone broth is your coffee, you only eat bone-in meat, you eat mostly organs, you prefer to eat with your hands.

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