YKYAPW - You see HFCS and in your head you hear H-fucks instead of the individual letters.
You're watching "Bizarre Foods" on the Travel channel and you are INSANELY jealous that he gets to witness the birth of a calf, drink fresh cow's colostrum and eat fresh cow's placenta (he said it was like poultry liver).
Journal on depression/anxiety
Currently trying to figure out WTF to eat (for IBS-C).
when your kids ask you to break the bones so they can suck ou tthe marrow
when your "dieting" mother-in-law scoffs at your pan full of bacon, eggs, and sausage. Then really has a fit when you use the grease to cook some meat in later.
SW 220.5 1/18/2013
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You put your beautiful green Bodum toaster, only used twice, up for sale on Craigslist. It sure looked pretty, sitting undisturbed and crumb-free on the counter, all these long months.
“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.” Rumi
...when you find out you have to go on a two week business trip, and the first thing you do is make sure your hotel room includes a kitchenette.
...and the second thing you do is see if there's a Whole Foods store near your hotel.
...and the third thing you do is see if there's a Chipotle restaurant near your hotel.
You are snacking on homemade Hungarian chopped liver.