As you are doing your weekly shopping you actually envision yourself doing the act needed to get the food. I view myself stalking, hunting, skinning the kill. foraging the berries, harvesting the fruits and veggies.
I have an active Grok like that turns my modern world into a fantasy primal world when I shop or whatever and it makes people look at me funny as I growl at them around the meat
I'm learning to Rock out with my Grok out
Youre telling friends/coworkers about adding butter to your coffee, and they look at you weird and ask if thats healthy, and you say, "Oh no, it's ok, the butter is grass-fed."
When you hear about "red-eye syrup" ingredients and think it's a drink.
bacon or pork fat, coffee, cream, maybe one other thing? Apparently you're supposed to pour it over your pancakes. Add a little more coffee and it'd be great in place of pancakes
Peak weight on Standard American Diet: 316.8 lbs
Initial Weight When Starting Primal: 275 lbs
Current weight: 210.8 lbs
Goal weight: 220 lbs (or less): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The way "ChooseMyPlate.gov" should have looked:
When you exchange pictures of your kids with someone else on here and decide to arrange their marriage to begin a master race of beautiful primal people... What? Don't look at me like that, it's not like we would encourage them to hunt vegans or anything, geez. World domination hasn't even came up yet...
If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.
You know you're primal when you no longer show up for office parties.
"After all we did for Britain, selling all that corduroy and making it swing, and all we got was a bit of tin on a piece of leather, an MBE." --George Harrison
^Not sure that's a primal thing, but I don't think I'll go to the Winter outing this year. Food was mediocre last year, definitely not Primal, and I hate socializing meaninglessly. The Summer outing, however, had locally made ice cream and games and a hot air balloon!
Journal on depression/anxiety
Currently trying to figure out WTF to eat (for IBS-C).
When you cant remember why you liked some CW food.
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