You know you are primal when... page 7

[Alex Good]

When people think you want to eat them when you say "You look tasty"!

[naiadknight]

When, at a steakhouse, they bring out bread and butter, you tell them to "bring extra butter." You then proceed to eat the butter solo while everyone else attacks the bread.
When someone mentions a free meal and you wonder if it's food or "food."
When your standard gift is a knife or another kitchen implement.
When you find out that your area has a ranch that raises camel and you wonder how you can get your hands on some.

[Twibble]

When you find out that your area has a ranch that raises camel and you wonder how you can get your hands on some.

I'm still pondering the llamas...

[TheFastCat]

1. When Team Gorilla Ladies are sexy, inspiring.
2. You've hacked the system to get Whole Foods quality without Whole Foods Prices.
3. You stop being annoyed when people act put out by your "diet."
4. You wear Vibrams to work.
5. The dating pool is decreased substantially.
6. You've questioned whether yams, fruit or green beans are actually healthy choices
7. You take your shoes off when given the chance.
8. You refer to Grok, Mark Sisson as actual friends of yours.
9. You literally believe grains are poisonous.
10. You really miss peanut butter, pizza, donuts, sandwiches, chocolate cake, beer, pancakes but don't really want to eat them.

[Peggy]

... your dog keeps looking at you, wondering when you're gonna be done with that bone "will there be any left for me?"
... you love showin off your new "guns" & wonder if NRA would be interested.
... the hardest part of doing a whole30 is the butter-separation anxiety.
... grapes are too sweet

[Pink Grokoddess]

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3. You stop being annoyed when people act put out by your "diet."
it's more frustrating then annoying I find.. Come people it works for me it will work for you!!!!
5. The dating pool is decreased substantially.
True story ..
7. You take your shoes off when given the chance.
I loveeee being bare foot!
10. You really miss peanut butter, pizza, donuts, sandwiches, chocolate cake, beer, pancakes but don't really want to eat them.

Miss them sooo much .. but when I have the chance to have it I'm like... Meh not really interested.. unless it's doughnuts .. then I need to have a little more time in the meh minute

[JTWolflied]

1. When Team Gorilla Ladies are sexy, inspiring.

I think I fell in love like five different times looking over those pictures.

[Blackcatbone]

You take a rolling cooler with you to the farmers market then have to remove the ice blocks to fit all the meat in.

[MountainDew]

You're at a friends house and she asks "hey, you want to fry these 4 pork chops for dinner?" and you respond with "Sure, but what are YOU going to eat?"

[Paleobird]

When you order muscle meat/offal blends sold as "dogfood" but don't tell the dog about it.