You know you are primal when... page 48

[NurseMama5]

When you read "my dog ate my ribeye" and your first thought was "eat the dog"

[Sudenveri]

It was more of a "oh yeah, I DO have a heart..."

The first time my boyfriend found me in the kitchen preparing heart, he called me his "moon and stars." I was tickled.

[abo_normal]

...muktuk tastes better when dipped in seal oil...

[canio6]

The first time my boyfriend found me in the kitchen preparing heart, he called me his "moon and stars." I was tickled.

HA! That man is a keeper. Did you tie another bell in his hair and take a big bite out of the heart?

[mamagault]

Your toddler is getting hungry for lunch and yelling "Meat!!!! MEAT!!!!" at the top of his lungs while waiting for you to give him his food.

When an older sibling asks what's for dinner, the toddler promptly replies, "meat!"

Leftovers are no longer a dirty word because everyone prefers Primal meals over SAD any day.

Someone gives your kid a piece of blueberry bread, and they say, "Mom, that didn't taste very good. It was too sweet."

[Sudenveri]

HA! That man is a keeper. Did you tie another bell in his hair and take a big bite out of the heart?

Alas, we had to cut his hair for a job interview a couple months ago (plus shave his six- or seven-inch-long beard). I wept.

[canio6]

Alas, we had to cut his hair for a job interview a couple months ago (plus shave his six- or seven-inch-long beard). I wept.

Very sad.

[matthew11093]

how did I miss this thread? Like it！

[moonablaze]

Alas, we had to cut his hair for a job interview a couple months ago (plus shave his six- or seven-inch-long beard). I wept.

That is very sad. a man should not cut his hair unless he is defeated in battle

[Glamorama]

You stop using deodorant because you don't smell anymore, but notice how taken aback your friends are when you share this piece of info about yourself. Lol