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[Sudenveri]

Mind + this comment = gutter.

Well, I suppose it doesn't hurt that I eat a lot of organ meat.

[scotchncoffee]

When you are in the meat aisle and actually yell "why is there SUGAR in my BACON" out loud.

Maybe not quite yet, but I'm getting there.

[JT_London]

When someone sees you eating bacon and asks "I thought you were on a diet?"

[Gut Chex]

Sorry to sabotage this thread but how do I post a new topic on the forum message board?

Yours truly,
clueless

[quelsen]

When you are in the meat aisle and actually yell "why is there SUGAR in my BACON" out loud.

Maybe not quite yet, but I'm getting there.

I do that alot, different items. I willlook at the nearest person and interrogate them. I am certaint they find me frightening.
6'-0" 350 james earl jones voice.

Explain to me low fat half and half

[Nion]

When you are in the meat aisle and actually yell "why is there SUGAR in my BACON" out loud.

Maybe not quite yet, but I'm getting there.

Me "THERE NITRATES IN THIS GODDAMN BACON! ALL OF THEM! AAHHH!'

[naiadknight]

Me "THERE NITRATES IN THIS GODDAMN BACON! ALL OF THEM! AAHHH!'

My version: "Who the bloody hell put farking starch in my CHEESE?! Fer the love of nothing holy, they put STARCH in my CHEESE. Now I hafta find another good cheese." Then I stomp off down the aisle hunting for unsugared decent cheese.

Or, at a restaurant with Twibble: "There is something sugary in my SALAD." [insert 5 minutes of conversation with me testing every single article of my salad.] "It's the pecans. They candied the damned pecans. Why in the farking hell would you CANDY a PECAN?! What'd it ever do to you?! Stupid normal freaks..."

[Isis]

haha!
me in a restaurant: "can I please have this salad with dressing on the SIDE?" (comes out with dressing all over it). aatgghhg!
or "can I please have the caesar salad with NO croutons?" (comes out with croutons). fffffffffffffff!
or "can I have the veal dish with no potatoes on the side" for gods sake...

[fra0039]

when you freak out when offered as much free ice cream as you can eat from an ice cream shop (this happened to me a couple of weeks ago, no need to say I did not get any)

[scotchncoffee]

Me "THERE NITRATES IN THIS GODDAMN BACON! ALL OF THEM! AAHHH!'

I say this one on the inside. My outburst came when I finally found one that didn't have nitrates, only to find sugar instead.