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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackcatbone View Post
    And that's a bad thing?
    It would eliminate a potential meat supplier. That is never good.

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    When the barber doesn't notice that you haven't used shampoo for a month.

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    When your stylist notices that your hair is thicker and your bald spot is filling in and asks what you've been doing and tell her eating more protein and fat and she says that everyone should be doing that.
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    ...when you find yourself informing the puzzled "whole-foods" vegan about the names of different fruits and vegetables. "no, that's a crimini mushroom, not a button. that's not a plum, it's a nectarine. yes pinto beans really do grow in pods." i thought this was pretty basic stuff.

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    I wouldn't know the different mushrooms, because mushrooms are gross, but the rest is pretty pathetic.

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    Wait, hold that thought. Plums and nectarines aren't even the same COLOR. Peaches and nectarines, I could see, but plums?! Yeesh.


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    Nuke strawberrk puree until the brick can be muddled into a slushy mess. Add tequila, stir, and serve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackcatbone View Post
    I wouldn't know the different mushrooms, because mushrooms are gross, but the rest is pretty pathetic.
    The entire thing is really pathetic, especially when my 10 year old can tell the difference of everything.
    Georgette

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    yes, the nectarine/plum thing is for real. they're even different sizes! i was shocked, but i managed to stay polite. the pinto bean thing actually happened to a friend of mine, i'm not growing beans in my garden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountaindew View Post
    when you're watching "bizarre foods" with andrew zimmerman (sp?) and you say to yourself "you know, those testicles look pretty tasty."

    then you say to yourself "wtf did i just say?!?"
    omg that was too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    ...when you find yourself informing the puzzled "whole-foods" vegan about the names of different fruits and vegetables. "no, that's a crimini mushroom, not a button. that's not a plum, it's a nectarine. yes pinto beans really do grow in pods." i thought this was pretty basic stuff.
    Whole foods are not *basic* to many vegans.

    Tofu, Tempeh, TVP, & Bread - the Vegan food groups.

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