When you're making a salad that will be refrigerated for at least 4 hours (and not reheated because it's a salad) with bacon and eggs, look at the grease in the pan, shrug, and pour it over the salad.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
In the hallway with coworker discussing splitting a lamb and clearing up freezer space to do so:
CW1: yeah, I have a lot of bodies in my freezer that need boiled up
CW2 (walking by): <Bug eyed look> Eeeeep <walks faster>
Me: <dies laughing>
When you get really annoyed at yourself because you accidentally bought "lite" coconut milk.
"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts
Start December 20th 2010: 177 lbs
Currant: 136 lbs
Goal: 125 lbs
11 more lbs to go
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When you're with your boyfriend's family during a shopping trip, they're planning a bbq, and you fail to see what the problem is when the shop's sold out of bread rolls xD
Bunny trainer extraordinaire!
I had to buy some rice for my dog the other day at the grocery store where I've been shopping for 8 months. I had to ask for help to find it! I didn't even know where the pasta aisle was
When you're cooking fish heads (for stock for simmering your Good Friday octopus) and jokingly ask the kids, "Who wants a fish eyeball?" and two of them shout, "I do! I do!"
Even I was surprised, lol. BTW, the 4yo loved it, the 6yo gave it to the cat.
5'4" 36yo mother to five sweeties & married to their AMAZING DaddyGrok
Starting: 185 lbs (March '10)
Current: 132.5 lbs
Goal: 135 lbs (Hit Jan '13)
Beating bingeing since 10/31/11 on my Leptin Reset journey