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    When you see a deer while walking and instantly look for a rock big enough to kill it with. The damned thing was gone by the time I got to the rock.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    When, as you're driving, you see fat people along the road and say to yourself (or your passenger), "that guy eats bread".

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    -When you're sick, and hunting for comfort food, and realize that while appealing because it's easy, leftover Little Caesar's really isn't all that appetizing a thought.
    -When you skip the free food at the training seminar because it was pizza and IFing was more appealing.
    -When you field questions about you not eating with "I'm not hungry and I can't eat [x] anyways," and drop the topic.
    -When you've so radically altered your sense of sweet tastes that REALLY sweet things (sweetened with something other than cane or fruit sugar) simply don't register as sweet anymore. I discovered this a few days ago (pre-cold) with a piece of white chocolate. All I could taste was cocoa butter, wax, and some sort of chemical.
    -When you don't even realize how radically different you are from the average SOB until they start talking about stuff like "I get so cranky if I don't eat," "I had a bowl of Crispix for breakfast because I'm trying to be good," "This is healthy, there's no fat and I used whole grain flour."
    -When you've freaked the butcher out a little by asking for the fat they just trimmed off someone else's brisket. Then you freak them out even more by asking for other scraps. Just to complete the freak out: "Your dog's one lucky pup!" "What dog? I don't have any pets."
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    When your kids say "I can't believe it! Mom made green beans taste good!" And your husband says "Yea, she put pork fat on them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gojirama View Post
    When your kids say "I can't believe it! Mom made green beans taste good!" And your husband says "Yea, she put pork fat on them."
    Southern green beans: Salt pork, bacon, green bean, stock, garlic, onion, and black pepper. That's the ONLY way to eat green beans (unless it's raw in a salad or in a stirfry.)
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Oooh, that sounds delicious! *drool* . I did carmelize a whole onion with them in the fat.

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    When you need to buy a bigger fridge.

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    When you eat the butter in a restaurant but leave the roll.

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    When you can use your toes to do things like pickup a dropped pencil and it freaks your friends out as being unnatural.
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    When you can use your toes to do things like pickup a dropped pencil and it freaks your friends out as being unnatural.
    I picked up my dropped shower glove in the shower with my toes without even thinking about it. I can't do that with VFFs, though, and it irks me when I go to do that and realize I hafta take off barefoot shoes to do so. *sigh* The prices I pay to be able to earn and buy food.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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