YKYPW...you go back to school (professional bachelor kindergarten teacher) at age 42 (almost 43) in a class full of 18 y.o.'s and when having gym class you realize you're actually fitter than most of those 18 y.o. girls
...you get information about a (compulsatory) 3 day trip we'll be doing with school next month, filled with fun and interesting workshops, but you start crying when they say one of the days will be "veggie-day" and all food will be vegetarian that day. But...wait....eggs are vegetarian, right? Hey at least I can eat eggs!
...you suddenly turn allergic to coconut and spontaneously scream "Nooooooo, not coconut, anything else but not coconut!" in the docters office. And then turn to lard as your fat of choice .