07-13-2013, 11:23 AM
When the block of cheese in the fridge has bite marks...
07-13-2013, 05:38 PM
When you're vegan roommate says she is thinking about adding meat back into her diet and you almost die from excitement! You then proceed to unload everything you can remember about paleo in the next 5 min.
07-13-2013, 07:53 PM
You get annoyed at cupcake pictures on Pinterest.
Healthy Bucket List:
- Summit all of Colorado's 14-ers
- Hike the Appalachian Trail
- Do a real pull-up
- Run a 5k
- Be "Hot For Training Camp"
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07-13-2013, 08:24 PM
When you go swimming in the ocean during a thunderstorm and torrential downpour and your first thought is that you are probably absorbing lots of magnesium and other minerals. Then some seaweed gets stuck to your leg and you consider eating it.
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07-13-2013, 08:47 PM
When you have no ice in your freezer but you have pounds and pounds of frozen meat.
07-14-2013, 12:42 PM
You see a aphid on your strawberry as your stuffing it into your mouth and dont even pause.... Yum yum yummmmm
08-20-2013, 01:47 AM
You buy copious amounts of bacon so the cashiers at the grocery don't think you're vegetarian.
08-20-2013, 02:18 AM
You decide to walk home because it's easier than waiting for the bus
08-20-2013, 04:04 PM
When you are the only person at the health food store that doesn't look like they are about to die, and your basket is full of grass fed meat and butter while the sickly people wearing jackets in 95 degree weather and limping along struggle to unload their vegan breads and crackers from their carts. When those people still look at you like you are killing yourself with all that saturated fat.
08-20-2013, 06:02 PM
When you realise you've made a real faux pas by asking for organic whole milk in the health food store. The sickly looking manager can barely disguise his disgust and directs you to the supermarket. You look around the shelves of grains and legumes and decide there's nothing in there you want to buy today, especially if it ends up making you look like him.
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