you decide to hare up and eat the local rabbits
When you get mad at people in traffic and yell things like "Go eat some saturated fat you stupid obese vegan!"
When you carefully carve the lean meat off the remaining lamb bone for your father before digging into the gristly, sinewy bone yourself. And get sad when you don't have something heavy enough to crack the bones for marrow.
Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.
I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
I'd apologize, but...
You are off out for your Sunday morning sprint session when you spy, lying unloved, on the pavement, a piece of bacon. You seriously consider eating it, but decide you would rather do your sprints fasted. You regret this decision and decide to get the bacon on your way back home. The bacon is gone by then and you cry.
Mostly a true story (I didn't cry I'm not a little girl )
You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................
o m g too funny
ykyp when you see a field mouse in the bird seed and think, i will give you a head start, but the feral cat is going to eat you and begin to laugh like a madman.
then let him out in the garden and wish him luck