When you see that the grass-fed organic whipping cream that doesn't have carageenan in it is now sold in 8 oz. bottles and immediately wonder if you could just drink one for breakfast.
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
When your dog is seriously annoyed that you found Primal and figured out how tasty salmon skin is. That used to be a "doggie treat".
When you're sick in bed and your five year old fixes you a plate of veggies, berries, nuts and steak jerky "to make your body feel better". It did
Annie's Primal Highlights
What Annie Did Next
You know you're primal when you see deer footprints and think 'dinner's over there'
When you're having half a kilo of 20% fat mince for breakfast. And you melt butter and extra-thick double-cream on it, so it keeps you going until dinner.
Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.
I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
I'd apologize, but...
You go to a steak house and get a 22 ounce bone in rib eye and bacon sauted brussel sprouts and are super happy to be sticking to your diet.
......you see what the NHS hospital calls food & think dog poo looks & smells better (probably taste to but not wanting to sets that theory...seriously.. It was horrifyingly nasty!)
......You get home from surgery and all you want is REAL FOOD... & lots of it! (loss of appetite my ar$e)
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.