...you get super duper excited when you see a restaurant is serving grass-fed burgers!
...you prefer Nut-Thins to any other cracker
" When you step into the Asian market meat section and burst into Aladdin's (animated) theme song! " A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view!" (insert picture of 5'10" male running through the aisles, arms spread.)
I am Paleo-man and bacon is my utility belt! To the steak-mobile!!!
When 99% dark chocolate tastes so sweet to you that you check the label several times to make sure you didn't buy the wrong thing. 2 grams of sugar in the whole bar, and I only ate 1 square.