Me: When I run out of half and half, I use butter in my coffee.
Friend: I love you but you're weird.
Me: Think how butter is made....
Friend: Oh yeah, so I guess it makes sense. But you're still weird.
"Now I'm just another anonymous shut-in with an online shopping addiction." - Georgina Sparks.
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night." - Anthony Bourdain, 2002.
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think." - Ambrose Bierce
I also realize that he'd freak out if he saw me wearing my Vibram 5 toes... or saw the amount of meat/paleo food I ate in a day... He probably wouldn't think buying coconut oil in bulk was a good thing either, or buying meat in bulk...
Back to main topic- when you read this entire thread within three days.
"I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true " - Roald Dahl
“Keep making things and treating people well.”- Jason Gregory
"Don’t try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough."- Arthur Freed
24 year old female
Current: Always between 115 and 119.
Goal: Get ripped.
You are at a movie theatre surrounded by all the junk food and you think, "hmm, pot roast sounds awesome right now!" (happened today)
You don't feel the least bit guilty sleeping in when you can- sleep good, alarm clock bad
You get genuinely excited when someone mentions a new butcher shop across town that you have to go check out. (I'm going next week!)
Someone tells you they are vegetarian/vegan/whatever and you just nod your head and think to yourself "yes, more meat for me!"
You realize that you have single-handedly introduced your stubborn, vegetable-hating SO to more kinds of veggies in the last month than he has had in the last 30+ years. And then his family congratulates you on your accomplishment
You realize your old idea of cooking was a pot of spaghetti, and now you are busting out delicious, real meals every day
You try to eat a candy bar and you spit it out because the "chocolate" tastes nasty (Butterfinger, for the record)
You actually climb a tree, just because it was there and you can
YKYPW... You see Sainsburys has Pork roast with crackling on sale 50% off and then marked down to half that (close to sell by date) & practically clear the shelf while cackling gleefully...
Lady in the checkout line behind me looked absolutely horrified at my pile of pork & veggies
Mmmmm pulled pork & crackling!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
You know all those things you have always wanted to do? You should go do them.
Nah.. I was always aware "they" were out to get me.. even before I became Primal..... Now I can just run faster if they find me-Dino Hunter
SW 215 lbs
CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
LW 172 lbs
GW 125ish lbs
When you feel the irresistible urge to chase squirrels up trees and scarf them down raw. Or...am I the only one who feels that way?
Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.
I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
I'd apologize, but...