YKYAPW your DH ask what you'd like for lunch & when you say "salmon.".
he says "do you want it cooked?"
........And hes serious !
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I have a bad habit of purring when running my eye over a potential purchase in the steak and meat sections in the local shop.
YKYAPW when your in Egypt and get a news alert that a plague of locust is possible in your area and your first thought is:
"I wonder how they taste sautéed?"
AKA: Texas Grok
when your boss brings in breakfast burritos and you gut three of them like a fish and eat the insides with a plastic knife and throw the soggy tortillas in the trash, then eat 2 hard boiled eggs.
When you see a deer and think, "pretty" and "yum" at almost the same time.
When you cook a chicken and eat the entire thing with your hands within a 15min window.
Luckily people assume my food changes are due to being pregnant.. I'll gladly be labelled "the crazy pregnant chick", but I wonder what they'll call me when I continue eating like this after I have the baby??? Haha