You know you are primal when... page 111

[Markbt]

Also, when someone tells you about the all you can eat spaghetti special at their favorite restaurant and says that you look like someone who would like that, and your girlfriend gets upset and thinks that the guy just insulted you.

[Mud Flinger]

when it snows and you wish you had a driveway to shovel because it would be fun outdoor exercise.
when you wear your non-waterproof barefoot shoes anyways, despite 5-6 inches of snow on the ground and more falling.
when you try to park in the spot farthest away from the office (as usual) and get upset that they plowed a huge pile of snow there. Parking near the building is for fat people.

When you finally have enough snow in your drive way to use the snow blower but decide shoveling is more fun

[Paleobird]

When you don't happen to be wearing your VFFs that day but wear the Ininji toe socks inside your regular shoes anyway, just cuz they make your toes happy.

[JoanieL]

When one delivery makes your freezer look like this and you wonder if maybe you should get over your fear of commitment and buy a damned chest freezer.

[Markbt]

When you don't happen to be wearing your VFFs that day but wear the Ininji toe socks inside your regular shoes anyway, just cuz they make your toes happy.

I haven't opened my sock drawer in weeks.

When one delivery makes your freezer look like this and you wonder if maybe you should get over your fear of commitment and buy a damned chest freezer.

The shelves on my freezer door are now entirely filled with grass fed ground beef and pastured butter thanks to sales at Natural Grocers and Sprouts.

[Mud Flinger]

That grass fed butter from Sprouts was a score!

Also, you know your primal when you need to buy not just a second but a third freezer to keep your pastured meat and wild caught fish collection!

[DinoHunter]

YKYAPW... You have to hijack part of the dogs freezer to store meat after going to the butchers because your new fridge/freezer still isent big enough to handle the job....

[Markbt]

YKYAPW... You have to hijack part of the dogs freezer to store meat after going to the butchers because your new fridge/freezer still isent big enough to handle the job....

when your dog has a freezer!

[MissJecka]

...you are the only one in the office who doesn't partake in the weekly free "continental breakfast" (which is really just pastries, bagels, and fat-free yogurt with granola) on Fridays.

[Kochin]

When "Super Pastry Cake" is one of the few Epic Meal Time videos you didn't drool to.

Burgers? Understandable. Even rubbish fast food burgers? Still a mass of meat. Pile of cake and candy? Zero response.