When you don't happen to be wearing your VFFs that day but wear the Ininji toe socks inside your regular shoes anyway, just cuz they make your toes happy.
When one delivery makes your freezer look like this and you wonder if maybe you should get over your fear of commitment and buy a damned chest freezer.
"Now I'm just another anonymous shut-in with an online shopping addiction." - Georgina Sparks.
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night." - Anthony Bourdain, 2002.
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think." - Ambrose Bierce
That grass fed butter from Sprouts was a score!
Also, you know your primal when you need to buy not just a second but a third freezer to keep your pastured meat and wild caught fish collection!
YKYAPW... You have to hijack part of the dogs freezer to store meat after going to the butchers because your new fridge/freezer still isent big enough to handle the job....
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
...you are the only one in the office who doesn't partake in the weekly free "continental breakfast" (which is really just pastries, bagels, and fat-free yogurt with granola) on Fridays.
>> Current Stats: 90% Primal / 143 lbs / ~25% BF
>> Goal (by 1 Jan 2014): 90% Primal / 135-ish pounds / 20-22% BF
>> Upcoming Fitness Feats: Tough Mudder, June 2013
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Weight does NOT equal health -- ditch the scale, don't be a slave to it!
When "Super Pastry Cake" is one of the few Epic Meal Time videos you didn't drool to.
Burgers? Understandable. Even rubbish fast food burgers? Still a mass of meat. Pile of cake and candy? Zero response.
Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.
I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
I'd apologize, but...