YKYPW your watching them make steamed burgers on Man vrs Food and (as they drain off the fat while saying it makes a leaner burger) Scream at the TV "But I LIKE the FAT! Youve Ruined IT!"
YKYPW The Quorn Advert comes on with them saying "you probably think you cant have this Spaghetti bolonase and still eat healthy"
And your first thought is, "you could if you tossed the pasta!"
Followed by barfing sounds when they say to use the nasty Quorn to sub for the mince.....