You know you are primal when... page 104

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When even a small dose of gluten has you crying like a wimp.

[MamaGrok]

When you give your kids crickets for Christmas and your kids are pretty sure it's not just a joke.

[naiadknight]

When you make a Christmas dinner that has facebook drooling all over it without realizing there's not a grain or extra sugar to be found.

[MamaGrok]

...and the kids & their cousins (ages 2 to 14) just ate all the crickets.

[PrimalMama]

You have 3 different kinds of grass-fed butter in the fridge.

You get really irked upon finding a vegan propaganda site where they call a paleo guru's wife "fat" because she has "big arms"... you keep reading the comments, unable to turn away, and read that these people call them "protein arms" because that's how womens' arms look when they consume too much protein (news flash: her arms are big because they have muscles...)
and further googling leads you to realize that said woman was PREGNANT at the time of the photo (2nd news flash: pregnant women gain weight!)
Just *headdeskdeskdeskdeskdesk* Maybe this belongs in the Funny CW moments thread... I don't know.

[Earthy Mama]

When your husband asks you which butter he's allowed to use (he's not paleo/primal) so he doesn't get yelled at for using yours.

When you have a *continuous* splatter of grease on your stove.

When you use the same pan to cook meats for a cpl days in a row before washing b/c you just don't care about the grease/fat anymore.

[Ayla2010]

When you have a *continuous* splatter of grease on your stove.

When you use the same pan to cook meats for a cpl days in a row before washing b/c you just don't care about the grease/fat anymore.

Yes same here!

[JoanieL]

I was just thinking that the other day. There's a term for that - when something occurs in different places at the same time. Dang, I can't remember it; not coincidence; is it cognitive resonance? Anyway it's cool.

[JoanieL]

YKYPW you're looking at a recipe site and one of the ads reads, "Fast and Healthy Recipes," but what your brain first registered was, "Fat and Healthy Recipes."

[SarahW]

When you use the same pan to cook meats for a cpl days in a row before washing b/c you just don't care about the grease/fat anymore.

Yes. I love stumbling to the kitchen in the morning, seeing that the pan I used yesterday morning to cook eggs is still on the stove with a good amount of fat in it, and thinking "great! one less thing to do this morning!"