I think the worst is the big-sunglasses, cap-on-backwards, pink-polo-shirt-with-the-collar-popped-up and wearing-sandals douchebag.
I shall not be any of those things. This I vow. Thanks, all, for the great words! I'll let you know how tomorrow goes, though it might have to wait until Saturday, since Friday night I've got a character burning (character creation) session with my good friends and fellow gamers. It's Burning Wheel time, bitches!