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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    A question for both the ladies and guys out there:

    If you had to write a short "headline" for me for a dating site, what would mine be?
    Brutal Honesty with a Buzz Cut.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Brutal Honesty with a Buzz Cut.
    That and maybe "If you can't handle my pirate hooker mouth, get out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    That and maybe "If you can't handle my pirate hooker mouth, get out!"
    The trouble with that line is that it is too easily added to...

    "If you can't handle my pirate hooker mouth, get out! Oh, and leave the money on the table"
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Hahaha! If only t'were true, Ginger. One of these days I'll be a warrior type. Next Thursday, maybe.

    Here's what I've got right now: "Worth a look." ?
    "Oh, you wanted answers...yeah, sorry, I'm not so good with those. Uh, probably something to do with science or something..." -- canio6

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Hahaha! If only t'were true, Ginger. One of these days I'll be a warrior type. Next Thursday, maybe.

    Here's what I've got right now: "Worth a look." ?
    Sounds like what you'd say when you're househunting. Wouldn't really pique my interest.
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    Yeah, but "Brutally Honest with Buzz Cut" is like an ad for Sgt. Slaughter.

    Keep 'em comin'!

    Wait. What about "Athletic Gamer"? Or "Active Geek"?
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    Zen Geek Seeks _______ ?
    (What are you seeking?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Yeah, but "Brutally Honest with Buzz Cut" is like an ad for Sgt. Slaughter.

    Keep 'em comin'!

    Wait. What about "Athletic Gamer"? Or "Active Geek"?
    Active Geek'd work. "Athletic Geek seeks Fragmate" would have women like me swooning and hittin the "more"button as fast as the mouse'd move.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Healthy Geek Seeks Same?

    "Active" Geek sounds like maybe you're actively geeky which is a bit of a different vibe...

    I like naiadknight's "Athletic Geek Seeks Fragmate" heheh...

    I must say I got great results on match.com when I was careful to describe myself as "geek seeking geek" and got into exactly which flavors of geekery I preferred.
    "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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