"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night," Anthony Bourdain, 2002. (After spending the day eating ant eggs, bugs, and larvae, and drinking some gelatinous alcoholic stuff.)
Bitchapalooza 2013
You know all those things you have always wanted to do? You should go do them.
Nah.. I was always aware "they" were out to get me.. even before I became Primal..... Now I can just run faster if they find me-Dino Hunter
Age 46
height 5'3
SW 215 lbs
CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
LW 172 lbs
GW 125ish lbs
The kids I'm watching will hardly touch a fruit or a vegetable, or any meat besides chicken. Today they had bagels for breakfast, Pringles for snack, and I'm about to give them boxed mac & cheese for lunch, and birthday cake for dessert. I'd insist on better food if they were mine, but I have no authority over what they eat. I feel like I'm committing a crime feeding them this garbage.
The parades are pretty much over; my neighborhood is overrun by people who have been drinking since 8am.
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night," Anthony Bourdain, 2002. (After spending the day eating ant eggs, bugs, and larvae, and drinking some gelatinous alcoholic stuff.)
Bitchapalooza 2013
I call the kids school to let them know she wont be in, she is sick. They respond with "But its picture day!!!" "Does she have a fever?" really...
Its class pictures too.. oh thats what you need a pic of a sick kid.
Clients. I liked it better when my phone DIDN'T ring.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome