Gripe of the Day page 637

[Gay Panda]

Haikus in lieu of cleaning the kitchen.

50 Shades of Gray
Wounded little boy
She cajoles him from his shell
Sex instead of talk.

Twilight
Wounded old undead
She cajoles him from his shell
Talk instead of sex.

[JoanieL]

50 Shades of Creepy Sexy Times

hahahahahaha

[bloodorchid]

emotionless lip biting? even better

[JoanieL]

So is 50 Shades of Whatever the 9-1/2 Weeks of the new millenium?

[Gay Panda]

I don't know what 50 Shades is*, but I gave some friends dramatic readings of the best passages.

* Aside from disturbing.

[drssgchic]

My GOTD: After reading 50 Shades again (research, I swear) I read Twilight . . . and it appeared well-written with likable characters. Urg.

Laters, baby was kinda cute from Elliot, because it fit him. From Christian it was just another "trying too hard" kinda thing. Oh, and disturbing.

[JoanieL]

A sample of early morning spam at the Apple (see right hand column):

[Lynna]

Speaking of Twilight and its devolution to 50 Shades of Creepy Sexy Times, I really did NOT need to see the onesies you can now purchase for your infant, one of which reads LATERS, BABY and the other 9 MONTHS AGO, MY MOMMY READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.

eeewwwww....

[Chasintrail]

So is 50 Shades of Whatever the 9-1/2 Weeks of the new millenium?

At least 9 1/2 weeks (the book anyway) was good.

And the movie at least had Mikey Rourke for the 15 minutes that he was hot...

50 shades of fucked up is just really really bad porn attempt. Really bad. laurell Hamilton is better bad.

[AlanC]

Regarding the spam, I used to have my own bodybuilding forum - and eventually spam killed it.

This site is using vBulletin software, so giving some people 'moderator' status should be easy (unlike my custom-made system, which once the spammers figured out became impossible to police as they were auto-spamming by the hour...)

The success stories and ongoing stories are a MAJOR reason I bought Marks books (both cookbooks, the PB and the 21 day thing). It would be a real waste of this sales resource and the inspiration for us if they look spam destroy this forum.

This isn't hundreds of different things, these are the same people posting the same crap, just deal with them for chrissake!



AC

PS: wanna see what spam does?

Bodybuilding Forum - new

I even tried moving the URL. In the end it crashed the system so often I couldn't be bothered repairing it, because the real visitors had left...



AC