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    Haikus in lieu of cleaning the kitchen.

    50 Shades of Gray
    Wounded little boy
    She cajoles him from his shell
    Sex instead of talk.

    Twilight
    Wounded old undead
    She cajoles him from his shell
    Talk instead of sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    50 Shades of Creepy Sexy Times
    hahahahahaha

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    emotionless lip biting? even better
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    So is 50 Shades of Whatever the 9-1/2 Weeks of the new millenium?

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    I don't know what 50 Shades is*, but I gave some friends dramatic readings of the best passages.

    * Aside from disturbing.

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    My GOTD: After reading 50 Shades again (research, I swear) I read Twilight . . . and it appeared well-written with likable characters. Urg.

    Laters, baby was kinda cute from Elliot, because it fit him. From Christian it was just another "trying too hard" kinda thing. Oh, and disturbing.
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    A sample of early morning spam at the Apple (see right hand column):


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Speaking of Twilight and its devolution to 50 Shades of Creepy Sexy Times, I really did NOT need to see the onesies you can now purchase for your infant, one of which reads LATERS, BABY and the other 9 MONTHS AGO, MY MOMMY READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
    eeewwwww....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    So is 50 Shades of Whatever the 9-1/2 Weeks of the new millenium?
    At least 9 1/2 weeks (the book anyway) was good.

    And the movie at least had Mikey Rourke for the 15 minutes that he was hot...

    50 shades of fucked up is just really really bad porn attempt. Really bad. laurell Hamilton is better bad.

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    Regarding the spam, I used to have my own bodybuilding forum - and eventually spam killed it.

    This site is using vBulletin software, so giving some people 'moderator' status should be easy (unlike my custom-made system, which once the spammers figured out became impossible to police as they were auto-spamming by the hour...)

    The success stories and ongoing stories are a MAJOR reason I bought Marks books (both cookbooks, the PB and the 21 day thing). It would be a real waste of this sales resource and the inspiration for us if they look spam destroy this forum.

    This isn't hundreds of different things, these are the same people posting the same crap, just deal with them for chrissake!



    AC

    PS: wanna see what spam does?

    Bodybuilding Forum - new

    I even tried moving the URL. In the end it crashed the system so often I couldn't be bothered repairing it, because the real visitors had left...



    AC

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