The gum chewing woman
The cud chewing cow,
look just alike, but different somehow.
What is the difference?
I see it all now.
It's the intelligent look
on the face of the cow.
nothing against gum chewers but have some decorum
and no, I didn't write that. I paraphrased it from one I heard in high school. Do not ask how I remember that crap from 18 years ago but sometimes forget my own name.