Gripe of the Day page 555

[Lynna]

There are no berries on the wild black raspberry plant. The really good sweet wild blackberry plants have all been mowed down by the power company AGAIN. :'(

[Mud Flinger]

Finally caught my mean and nasty rooster and got him away from "his girls" (the hens). After a 5 hr standoff, one of my sled dogs finally kills it (and these dogs usually kill first and then are like - oh you wanted it alive?). I get him plucked and cleaned and cooked him for dinner last night and the bastard was too tough to eat!!! After slow baking for like 4 hrs too. After no body could chew him for dinner (this was actually kinda funny), I put him in the crock pot overnight. Now I'm expecting to find out that he tastes nasty too!

[Lynna]

...so my asshole ex decided to travel from Nevada to visit the area this weekend. My children had a really great barbecue yesterday. Guess who didn't get invited and ended spending her entire weekend alone.

[Lynna]

Finally caught my mean and nasty rooster and got him away from "his girls" (the hens). After a 5 hr standoff, one of my sled dogs finally kills it (and these dogs usually kill first and then are like - oh you wanted it alive?). I get him plucked and cleaned and cooked him for dinner last night and the bastard was too tough to eat!!! After slow baking for like 4 hrs too. After no body could chew him for dinner (this was actually kinda funny), I put him in the crock pot overnight. Now I'm expecting to find out that he tastes nasty too!

Should've made coq au vin.

[Paleobird]

This is more of an every day gripe, but I don't think there's anything in this world that pisses me off more than
Grizz. People are honestly asking the douche for advice on how exactly to paint iodine onto their testicles. Is there a way to block entire threads? The sight of the iodine thread disgusts me.

Holy crap! You weren't kidding. I just scrolled by that thread for giggles but it was more like gags. It is threads like those that make the whole primal/paleo movement look like a bunch of wingnuts.

[athomeontherange]

GOTD: 3rd day of sore throat and other symptoms are starting.

[namelesswonder]

GotD: see journal. Trying to initiate a discussion with someone is REALLY DIFFICULT when the other person doesn't really respond in any direct way.

[canio6]

GotD: "Did you have a good weekend? Good, you've been selected for a random urinalysis."

Well, at least I had somewhere to recycle all that beer I drank.

so GotD: if you want me to pee in a cup give me a bigger damned cup.

[athomeontherange]

GotD: see journal. Trying to initiate a discussion with someone is REALLY DIFFICULT when the other person doesn't really respond in any direct way.

whose journal?

[namelesswonder]

Mine!